Friday, June 15, 2007

Why are they trying to make me feel old?

Ok, So I've accepted that my 39th to the 2nd power birthday is in only 11 days... 11 days before everything shifts south.. 11 days before I wake up with a mustache and big bushy eyebrows.. 11 days before my butt shows up a 1/2 hour before I do and my metabolism slows down even more (I didn't realize there was anything slower than a slug)..
Here's the latest email of torture I've received.. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I have.. LOL ..
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1988. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?', 'I'd walk a mile for a Camel', or 'de plane Boss, de plane'.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter
Do you feel old yet? (Sorry) Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

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