Ways to come up with $1000 very quickly

OMG OMG OMG... Jumping up and down.. How (hitting self in forehead) on earth can I come up with at least $500 by November 22nd.. What is the going rate for a kidney? Do I really need 2 lungs? Anyone interested in a slightly used, car enthusiast, grease under his nails.. but does clean up quite nicely husband? Why you ask?

I NEED TO BE STAMPING AT SEA WITH EMILY, GINA AND NICHOLE... What could be better, hanging out on a 7 night Western Caribbean Cruise with the stamping queens...

Check this out..

Hang out and party for a week in the tropics with Emma Bella, Gina K. & Nichole Heady.
October 19 - 26, 20087-Night Western Caribbean Cruise

Leaving from Port Canaveral, Florida and sailing to Labadee Haiti; Ocho Rios, Jamaica; George Town, Grand Cayman; & Cozumel Mexico. Plus there are 2 Stamping Days at Sea!!
Royal Caribbean'sMariner of the Seas
Offering:
Fun Classes
30 Different Make & Take Projects
Hundreds of dollars worth of free products from Stamping Bella, Gina K. Designs and Papertrey, Ink.
Surprise Gifts & More!
Cabin options:1st & 2nd Passengers:Inside: $859 per person Promenade View: $909 per person Ocean View: $969 per person Balcony: $1069 per person
3rd & 4th Passengers: $599 per person (Call for details 1-800-645-1481)
Rates include your cruise, port charges and your stamping participant fee. Government taxes are additional at $51.77 per person. Rates are based on double occupancy. Travel Insurance is optional (Details on Travel Guard travel Insurance: Document of Coverage & Reference Guide).
Deposit per cabin: $500
Rates are good through November 22, 2007. After this date, rates are subject to change.
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If anyone has an idea how I can pull this off and come up with the much needed $$$ PLEASE let me know... :)